Foible #11: A Newsworthy Birth
A generation ago or more it was fairly common for women to give birth at home, so one could say that everything happened in the marital bed. The child was both conceived there and born there. All the action happened in one place.
This doesn’t happen much anymore. Now, women either give birth in specially designed hospital delivery rooms, if they are lucky, or on the roadside when they are frantically trying to make it to said rooms, if they are not so lucky. Life is all about timing and in Sarah Roberson’s case she was notorious for not being good at timing. She was once in a school play where she delivered most of her lines before the lines that were her cues. People thought it was one of those modern plays where time goes backwards, but it was just Sarah being Sarah.
Anyway, Sarah is eighteen and she got pregnant by her boyfriend Tom Hirshfield almost nine months ago. Sarah’s parents were devastated at the timing of it all. She was only eighteen. She was unmarried. Her boyfriend, Tom, had just signed up for military duty and would be leaving within a year. But to their credit, Sarah and Tom are still together and plan to get married before he leaves.
Sarah lives at home with her folks and last Saturday afternoon Sarah’s parents were out on the tag sale circuit leaving Sarah and Tom home watching a baseball game. It all started happening then and Tom got Sarah into his extended cab, 4 x 4 truck and started rushing toward the hospital which was two towns away in the county seat. They didn’t make it very far out of the lane and down the gravel road before Tom had to pull the truck over because it was happening.
Nature and Sarah did most of the work while a wide-eyed Tom went into sportscaster mode and called the play-by-play of what he was seeing happening down there. Nadine Elizabeth, a six and a half pound baby girl came into the world. Ironically, she was born at the same spot along that gravel road where she was conceived nine months earlier. The only difference is that she was conceived in the back seat of the extended cab truck and she was born in the front seat. So, they say that Nadine is precocious and is already moving up in the world.
I guess it still is possible to be born in the same place you are conceived, but I wouldn’t recommend it if you can avoid it.